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monologue well. isn't this touching.monologue by ~solemnlyswear22
goyle and i have a bet you know. he says you won't last five minutes in this tournament. i disagree. i say you won't last five minutes, at PIGFARTS!
oh never heard of it! huh, figures. famous potter doesn't even know about pigfarts.
pigfarts is only the greatest wizarding school in the galaxy. its where i'm being transferred next year
never heard of it? thats because pigfarts is on mars.
dumbledore! what an old coot! hes nothing like rumbleroar. rumbleroar is the headmaster at pigfarts. he's a lion, who can talk.
hahahahaha now youre just being cute. i can't go to pigfarts. is on mars. you need a rocketship. d
Dance by ~solemnlyswear22